~shaZam-jaZZ

I understand I should have posted this ages ago, seeing as I read the Twilight series altogether in under a week (minus the days I had to wait to buy the books), BUT I am a slow person.
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So anyway.
Twilight.
The.
Most.
Awesome.
Book.
Ever.
Now don't get me wrong, Harry Potter was excellent, but I got lost towards the last two or three books. Twilight was awesome though. It was detailed to a point sure but it had romance, suspense, etc that I look forward to in a book.

New Moon.
I absolutely hated this book. It was so boring. Bella going on and on about the whole in her chest and then she goes DELIRIOUS. Hearing Edward's voice makes her sane. Oh yeah suuuure that'll go down well with psychotic children.
((-i hear voices...I'M SANE AGAIN!-))

Now Eclipse I laughed through. It was funny at points, but a waste of time at most.
WHO IS SETH?? Why the fuck is he there? I mean sure sure a vampire and werewolf can be friends but damnit INTRODUCE PEOPLE PROPERLY please.

I wanted a least a LITTLE blood spilled! Heck vampires and werewolves in battle together and against each other. Don't you think at least a LITTLE blood could've been spilled?? NO ONE DIED ARGH DAMNIT!! NO ONE with the exception of the BAD VAMPIRES but noooooo non of the good guys die!

And peshaw to Stephenie Meyer being religious. She is a freaking cock tease. And she is writing about creatures of the DAMNED. Gah!

On the cock tease part at least a little action...I don't know in anyway would have been more interesting.
'Jesus, at least Romeo and Juliet had more action in bed than Bella and Edward.' -lauraneato [link]

I am waiting for Breaking Dawn though. Hopefully it'll be good.
And Midnight Sun. I'd rather see Edward's point of view on things. A male vampire...lusting after the blood of his girlfriend/Fiancée who is also sexually frustrated. God that'll be awesome!

Anyway. I liked it even though I made this rant. Trust Me I did.

(((Vegetarian Vampires my ass. Gah...)))